So apparently Kim Kardashian got married yesterday to some Kris person.
First, here’s a quick recap of the current universal situation:
Everyone else is fuming. Not over the things listed above, though. Because politics never hurt anybody…
Instead, they’re still absolutely furious that Justin Bieber got the Hottest Male award at the Teen Choice Awards! How dare they commit such an inhumane crime!
But to be fair, they’re not just angry about Justin Bieber. They’re also pretty happy about Kim Kardashian getting married. Heck, they’re celebrating! It’s like their own sister is getting married! GRIEVE people, don’t celebrate!! When a bimbo known for nothing but a sex tape gets married, the world grieves! Because when she gets married, it leads to a vicious cycle of stupidity reproducing itself — mini Kardashian bimbos will spread all over the world! Stupidity is a disease, a virus that spreads like wildfire!
FUN FACT!!! — Kim spent 20 million American dollars on her wedding.
Reflect on the events listed above, and compare that to the Utopian little world of ignorance Kim is living in.